8 degrees in Boston… You can bet how cold it is and how desperate I am after abandoning 80 degrees back home. But, I am back and will honor this coldness by providing some 8 freezing and harsh degrees to those who deserve them:
I will be graduating in May if everything turns out as expected (80 degrees!).
After graduation, I will be left with a huge loan to pay (8 degrees!).
I survived a holiday of partying, bitch slapping, drinking and insanity (80 degrees!).
I re bonded with old friends and became indifferent to newer ones (80 degrees to old, 8 degrees to new!).
Roselló is set free (8 degrees!).
No one died of loose bullets during the holidays
I am still single (80 degrees and 8 degrees!).
Global warming’s effects hits the northeast and center of the United States (8 degrees).
Saddam Hussein’s hanging (-80 degrees!).
I have no job (8 degrees!).
Bush wants to send more troops to Irak (-80 degrees!).
Jennifer Hudson becomes the lead contender for the Oscar Nominations after winning the Golden Globe award for best supporting actress (80 degrees!).
Omarosa will guest star on I love New York (80 degrees!).
Desperate Housewives is the #1 show in USA (80 degrees!).
Grey’s Anatomy wins the award for Best Dramatic Show in the Golden Globes
A new year arrives, hopefully it’ll top the last one (80 degrees!).