In March 21, 1978 an unknown lady was pushing out of her ripping vagina what she had considered would be a ray of hope. Little did she know that when she called her newborn baby Kevin Earl Federline, she had conceived the epitome of failure and disaster.
Kevin likes to call himself multi talented. He says he can act, sing, rap, dance and model. In his peanut sized brain he believes he’s the shit. His two most successful jobs to date has been doing a sloppy, lazy and disastrous car wash work in a local car wash, the other one is of course being the poster boy for media backslash and humiliations.
He grew up to become a solid piece of leech. In sexism a woman who sells herself and her body for money is called a whore. Conservatives always point them out as the worst; opening your ‘gigis for a couple bucks is the most disgusting thing and god doesn’t forgive… In sexism a man who sells himself for money is called K-Fed.
His unfortunate rise of fame was when, no longer innocent yet subtly (at the moment) entertaining Britney Jean Spears, a top star whose multi platinum albums have landed her a top spot in music entertainment for the last 10 years. She fell in love, with her backup dancer. When she announced she was dating this unknown backup dancer by the name of Kevin…. the world uttered WHO?!
He hid some stuff. He was dating a lesser actress Sharisse Shar Jackson, best known as Niecy from Moesha. She was pregnant when the monster dumped her, left her all by herself to leech some more money from a bigger star.
However things don’t always go as planned. His stunt against John Cena has cost him multiple public humiliations, massive backslash and a total lack of support from the top, middle and bottom hip hop community, more backslash from the press, public boo’s everywhere he goes (the latest incident was in a basketball game he attended) and last but not least being witnessed as a determined to win the public back (and reconstruct her life) Spears told him that she was divorcing him…via TEXT MESSAGE. Yes it was recorded by cameras. With a kicker pre-nup K-Fed would be basically left with little.
This is the video of his awful “Lose Control” song. This is the offspring of a really bad performer and a fairly decent video editor