Disgrace falls on Flav
There are some leftovers of Halloween indeed. Someone announced yesterday to the media that the grotesque and repulsive William Jonathan Drayton Jr, best known as Flavor Flav has a nobody woman (bet she’s ghetto) pregnant.
Yes, he can’t settle with 6 kids to the world, now a seven is coming and he has stated that wants 10. But here’s the odd thing: who’s the mother? what happened to but cracked Deelishis?
“Flav has confirmed this and Deelishis is aware that after things did not work with the season-one winner, Flav conceived a child with a woman he had been dating on and off,” says the rapper’s manager.”
OK, here’s a problem with that statement. Flavor of Love’s first season was recorded last year and about two to three months after was broadcasted. After things didn’t worked out with fake and attention whore Hoops, he started dating this unknown ho’ from Las Vegas. The statement of hoeness comes from the fact that no sane human being will actually have intimacy with that lab rat, unless they’re checking big wallet, attention or TV shows.
What’s happening now? Let’s face it, In the highly over hyped yet totally disappointing Reunion Special of Flavor of Love’s second season was recorded four months after Flav made his decision. Do we know how to count? Assuming The first season filmed from month 1 through month 3, then 4 months later the reunion. He meets the ho then starts filming during month 9 (giving him a 2 month break) finishes the second season on month 12 but meets again with Deelishis on month 16 and now about 4 months after that the pregnancy is announced…. wait, is she an elephant? That is impossible! Come clean Flav, Deelishis was gross and your straw couldn’t wait four months.
Now I feel pity for Deelish ho’. New York got the show, you got the man and now has to deal with infidelities and a baby. This relationship will surely last…. thank god it’s only another reality show relationship (2 months anyone?) Now I wonder what kind of baby could that creep have?